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Friendship is Ponies by SteveTheWaffle Friendship is Ponies :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 2 2 A Valentine by SteveTheWaffle A Valentine :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 1 0
Taking Wing
Bloody feathers.
Broken little angel
Cast down from heaven,
You've forgotten how to fly.
Yearning to return to the light
But unable to pick yourself up again,
You wander the earth alone, little lost angel.
Your once bright wings trail behind you, twisted and dull.
All is not lost, though it seems bleak.
Heal and learn to live once more.
You can still sing without wings.
You need not give in
To darkness and despair.
Time heals all,
Even broken
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Ed the Bologna Boy
Ed was a bologna sandwich that was left in a dorm fridge for entirely too long.
As far as the standard fridge timeline was concerned, too long was when a food changed colors and began to rot in the back. Entirely too long was when the food in question turned several different colors, began to rot, ceased to rot, and began evolving. Way entirely too long was when the food began forming its own complex social structure and unique form of government, but that's another story all together.
One night, the owner of Ed's home did not close the door to the refrigerator all of the way, and the heavy door swung open while he was asleep. Ed, who by now possessed a certain degree of sentience, looked out into the world that he was denied. He saw the cheap linoleum floors and was amazed at the colors and gloss of the floor. It made him dream of a world in which all sandwiches could be beautiful, like the ones covered in plastic, only free of the oppression known as cling wrap.
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Save the Best for Last
Blood shone darkly on the leather couch, staining the once beige carpet around the body, the clothes.
Clyde was dead. He was laying in his own blood in the living room and it reeked of death and waste, and there was a glass fallen on the floor beside him and-
"I saved you for last, Karen."
She turned to face the speaker, heart racing.
Sophia smiled weakly, pushed her hair behind an ear with one blood-smeared hand. Her lavender blouse was stained, cotton sticking wetly to her skin.
"I-I'm calling the cops."
"They won't get here in time."
Karen glanced down and saw the knife in Sophia's hand. She watched her friend warily, ready to run at any indication of movement. What could she do against a knife when she was unarmed?
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because I can't stop. Because I have to."
She took a half step towards the end table, "But I'm your best friend!"
"That's why I saved you for last, silly," Sophia laughed, "Because I love you the most. You're special."
"Oh God…" Karen slid
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Hair on the back of my neck stands on end, stiff gait as I hurry away. Ignore it, ignore it, ignore it! Don't answer, don't acknowledge that you even heard it.
My mind races slowly. I can't think. Thoughts are happening, but I can't reach them.
I freeze, forgetting to breathe for a moment. Oh God, not again. Oh God, not again! Oh God-
Red and brown and rust, the colors of dried blood and so much raw meat. It has no hair, no clothes, I doubt even skin! It grins ghoulishly. It may be shaped like a man, but there's no way that thing was ever human. Is it some sort of ghoul, then? It can't be real, can't be more than just some horrific image in my head!
Oh God, there's so much blood…
Screaming. Was it me, or-?
"Anna," the voice calls. The voice is so familiar, the voice of my father.
Daddy isn't here. That thing isn't here. None of this is real!
I just want out of here, out of the dark and musty old building and into the light where I know they can't-
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Jack Barbary Meets His Match by SteveTheWaffle Jack Barbary Meets His Match :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 2 3 Hair Love in America by SteveTheWaffle Hair Love in America :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 11 7 Cyborg 009 for Risu by SteveTheWaffle Cyborg 009 for Risu :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 0 2 Happy Spirking by SteveTheWaffle Happy Spirking :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 2 9 Totally Not Batman by SteveTheWaffle Totally Not Batman :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 1 7 Find the Nudist by SteveTheWaffle Find the Nudist :iconstevethewaffle:SteveTheWaffle 1 14
To Someone Special
I remember when all that it took to make me feel like the happiest girl alive was to simply hold your hand. We’d swing our arms back and forth, and I’d sing silly nonsense songs that I made up as I went along. I know that I can’t sing to save my life, but they never failed to make you laugh. To me, that was all that was needed…
So what has happened to us? Where has that joy gone, that innocence of a bygone age?
We’ve lost those golden moments that we used to share. There are no more lazy days at the park, watching the people as they go by. We don’t share sundaes anymore, using up all of the napkins to clean the sticky mess of ice cream that we would invariably create. My rollerblades have become dusty with disuse. Books remain unshared, movies watched in solitude, a million things left undone without you…
The golden moments have grown dull, dusky and distant with the passage of time.
Don’t you remember the fun we used to have?
You’ve gone so
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Mind the Chorus
Screaming voices in my head.
Why won’t they leave me
Like I want to be,
Away from the anguished
When I’m alone.
I’m losing my grip on
Is all a lie.
At least that’s what I
All of them screaming
While I listen to the
That are not mine.
I’ll soon join in the chorus.
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United States
Current Residence: Somewhere
Shell of choice: Shelly dearest, duh!
Wallpaper of choice: The kind that stays on the wall =/
Skin of choice: Mine! It burns, but it's miiiine, my preciousssss! >.0
Favourite cartoon character: Gir!
Personal Quote: Pretend you know what you're doing, maybe it'll work.
I decided to start a tumblr to post a story on. I'm trying to get audience participation and have people suggest what should happen next. Maybe this will go somewhere, maybe it won't.
I might post the story on here later.

Anyways, my tumblr is … check it out if you're interested.
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thaliat Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Tagged you, only if you want to:

HermitAssasin Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011
Hello again, it's been a while hasn't it? '3'
SteveTheWaffle Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011
Oh, yeah. I've been so busy lately. How've you been?
HermitAssasin Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011
Pretty good, hay have you heard of the spirit pokemon meme?
SteveTheWaffle Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011
No, I haven't.
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HermitAssasin Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
Sup again, sorry Ihaven't Been on much, but straight to the point, ever seen a animated film called metropolis?
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